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@t6@f14@cThe Prison...
@t1@f01@cWritten by: Cybersonik/Anarchy
@t1@f00When you consider the length of the
time you will have to stay in prison
when convicted for computer-crimes,
there are several things you could do.
Take England for an example, because
six months is quite a lenghty period.
You could always be a lamer, have
regrets and tell your parents you will
never use calling-crads again. You
could also move the Amiga to your
prison cell and keep on trading. That
is certainly possible in prison, and
you have quite a good cover! Just
imagine: AT&T starts tracing you, but
@^
when they find out that the telephone
you're using is located in a prison,
they will think they're fooled, or?
Great method! Get yourself busted
today(and a hello to DJ-Head/Panic who
recently got busted for the fifth time
in his carreer!). You could also fight
out wars now, since you're quite safe
in prison (unless one of your fellow-
prisoners is a member of the team you
are in war with, of course). There's
no-one there to beat you up and you
won't be able to visit copy-parties
(like THE PARTY 1991). When some lamer
want to talk to you on the phone, just
@#@^
give him the telephone number of the
prison you're in, and when he calls
you he will hear something like: 'this
is the xxxx-prison, how can I help
you?' and he will probably be so
scared that he'll never call you
again! Better method is of course to
give him the telephone number of the
FAST.
Another feature that is nice of
prisons is the people you meet there.
That is what I want to tell you about
in this article. Of course I have
experience in these things, because my
dad is a prison officer (hey! two
articles ago he was still a garbage
collector!). Before you make friends
with the inhabitants of the prison,
first inquire after the crime they
have committed. Never talk to a lamer,
@^
who has only one year or something
(they're mostly mentally disturbed and
totally useless for your purposes). So
what kind of guys do you want to meet?
Three types are coming up:
-people making false money(forfitters)
-drug-barons (LSD members, hehe!)
-weapon-smugglers (gun-runners)
You first go to the forfitter and ask
him for a nice sum of money. This can
be anything, but starting from about
100000 dollar. You don't want him to
think that you're a lamer, do you?
Well, now the theory all over, which
you learned when you still were a mail
trader. You go to the LSD member
(please don't take this serious guys)
and ask him for some kilos of heroine
(pure Columbian) and tell them you
@#@^
want to pay 100000 dollar for it. Also
tell this LSD-er that you have some
interesting waepons to supply him
with. These weapons are obtainable at
the weapon-dealer, a nice guy. Visit
the weapon-handler and ask him for
Kalshnikov or AK-47 assault rifles
(yes, you read it right! They're the
same!), because Russian weapons are
easy to obtain these days. Now the day
of victory is near.
After some weeks, you will get the
information that all the suppliers
have obtained the necessary stuff. Now
you go to the prison-director and tell
him that some of the inhabitants of
the prison are still doing the things
they got convicted for. Tell the
director the exact names and all that.
Now there will be a new trial and all
@^
that, and it's very possible that you
may go home, because you helped your
country! Your parents will be proud,
you won't be convicted a second time,
you will be in the newspapers, you
will hear form an institution for
fellow-prison-spies and you will get
so much money that you'll never have
to worry about high telephone-bills
anymore. Sounds unrealistic? So It is.
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